Jason E. Castro

DISCLAIMER: Do not exhaust your bank account, mortgage your home, or sell your children over my prophecies; if they were that accurate, I’d keep them to myself while the money rolls in. Besides, the Fantasy Football Gods enjoy tormenting you…so please, merely enjoy my rants, and consider them somewhat entertaining, kind of as you might Bubbles and Bunny from the Nudie Bar…

Jay Castro’s AFC East Preview

August 20, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Jay Castro’s NFL Picks: NFC West

August 7, 2012 Leave a Comment

Once again, it’s time to troll Zazenlife’s gridiron-loving readership. Here are my picks for the last NFC division…AFC East-lovers, get your hate mail ready for next week! DISCLAIMER: Do not exhaust your bank account, mortgage your home, or sell your children over my prophecies; if they were that accurate, I’d keep them to myself while the money rolls in. Besides, the Fantasy Football Gods enjoy tormenting you…so please, merely enjoy my rants, and consider them somewhat entertaining, kind of as you might Bubbles and Bunny from the Nudie Bar… Read more of this post

Filed under NFL, Sports Tagged with 2012, arizona cardinals, football, NFL, San Francisco 49ers, seattle seahawks, St. Louis Rams

Jay Castro’s NFL Preview–NFC South

July 30, 2012 Leave a Comment

For this week’s predictions, I am neither drinking nor eating any specialized wings. Perhaps fittingly so—it’s a divisional race that could be the least exciting in the league this year. DISCLAIMER: Do not exhaust your bank account, mortgage your home, or sell your children over my prophecies; if they were that accurate, I’d keep them to myself while the money rolls in. Besides, the Fantasy Football Gods enjoy tormenting you…so please, merely enjoy my rants, and consider them somewhat entertaining, kind of as you might Bubbles and Bunny from the Nudie Bar… Read more of this post

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Jay Castro’s 2012 NFL Predictions: NFC North

July 18, 2012 Leave a Comment

To get myself into the mood for my second installment of the series, I’m working on a batch of ghost chili and habanero buffalo wings. The wings are red hot, and if my predictions are correct, so will be the NFC North this year! Read more of this post

Filed under NFL, Sports Tagged with Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, fantasy football, green bay packers, Minnesota Vikings, NFC North, NFL

Jay Castro’s NFL Predictions For 2012

July 12, 2012 Leave a Comment

Oh no, the boy’s at it again! I’ve had a few too many beers tonight…enough to make me about as clairvoyant as Nostradamus and Cayce. And so, I present to you my NFL picks for 2012. Read more of this post