What the Hell Did John Lennon See in Yoko Ono?
January 22, 2013 54 Comments
This is just one of my random rants that I had to let out. While surfing the internet aimlessly, I came upon some videos regarding Yoko Ono – and yes, she’s a moron.
Some will say she is the true reason that The Beatles broke up, and I wouldn’t doubt it. Yes, there are some other reasons like George Harrison’s emergence as a songwriter and their managers death, but I would have left the band too if I had to deal with that idiot every day. I hate to say anything negative about John Lennon, but this guy was Yoko Ono’s bitch. He literally brought her everywhere – even the recording studio. This violated a previous agreement between the members not to let wives or girlfriends into the studio. However, Lennon made it clear that she would be allotted artistic input into the band’s recordings. Ono would comment or make suggestions in the recording studio, which only pissed off the rest of the band!
There were times when Lennon even brought her on stage. One example was when Lennon played live with Chuck Berry performing his song Memphis. She had to play her irrelevant drum in the background and even had the balls to pick up a microphone while John Lennon and Chuck Berry were singing. The noises that came out her mouth were horrifying, and I will get back to that at the end of this rant.
Comedian Bill Burr explains this incident perfectly and in the funniest way
I understand people fall in love, but come on. John Lennon could have gotten any woman he wanted at the time. What the hell did he see in Yoko Ono? Not only is she an idiot – she’s also really fuckin’ scary to look at. I’m not exaggerating – I literally get scared looking at pictures of her.
John Lennon’s son, Julian Lennon, also hates Yoko Ono. I really believe that John was the only person who actually liked Yoko. Julian described Yoko Ono as a Manipulative woman who brain washed his father. He explains that:
” she knew exactly what she was doing since day one. She played innocent, but she had it all planned.”
Listen to what he had to say below (forward to 7:00)
So yea, back to those ridiculous noises she makes while “singing”. It almost sounds like a mixture of a dolphin having an orgasm mixed with Dr. Evil’s famous “mwuahahaha” laugh.
Ringo Starr gives you his best impersonation of it:
He does a decent job, but here is the real deal. Yoko Ono does her own version of Katy Perry’s’ song Firework. I have watched this video multiple times, and I still cannot understand what the hell she is doing. Everyone stands around like she is some kind of fancy piece of art taking pictures and clapping for her. Are you kidding me? I would have literally laughed in her face and made her cry – that’s how much these noises irritated me. Watch the video if you really want to – it’s terrible.