Someone Was Pathetic Enough to Hold a Dog for Ransom
September 11, 2012 Leave a Comment
As much as I love dogs, I had to laugh when I first saw this picture. The dogs face is priceless – “come on just shoot me already pussy!”
And who the hell holds a gun like that? Wait, WHO THE HELL HOLDS A DOG FOR RANSOM? Well lets break it down:
- Someone very desperate for money
- Someone that has no fucking heart
- Someone that is too scared to hold a person for ransom
Yea, I said it. This kidnapper is a serious clown. If you’re going to be a disgusting individual, just go all the way with it. Kidnap a human being – you’ll make a lot more money. There is just A LITTLE more risk involved – but more risk more reward right? This guy only made $1,000 according to 11alive.com. If you need money that badly, why don’t you just look for a job? I actually find it hysterical that someone woke up in the morning and decided “Man, I need some money I think I’m going to hold a dog for ransom.” It was probably so much more of an effort and process to kidnap a dog and negotiate how the payment will go rather than searching for a job. Some people just need to leave this planet.