The Most Ridiculous Cure For Headaches – Real or Fake?
September 10, 2012 1 Comment
Headaches are no joke. First, you got those headaches that strike lighting bolts through the top of your head and down in between your eye balls. Then there are the headaches that feel like you have little asshole people living in your head hammering decorations into the back of your skull. I have actually threw up because of a headache. You know the headache is bad when you are holding your head rolling around on the couch screaming in agony as if Mark Sanchez just blew another game for the Super Bowl contending Jets (LMAO).
Since Tylenol does nothing but destroy the shit out of my liver, I came up with a few kinds of headache “cures” that work for me:
- Take a Freezing cold shower and let the water destroy my face for a good 15 minutes
- Listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers on a medium volume while blogging on ZazenLife
- Watch Dumb and Dumber until my laughter numbs the pain
- Sit in complete darkness and concentrate on my breathing for a half hour
I’m sure we all have creative and stupid ways of dealing with headaches. (which I’d love for you to share so that I can laugh at you).
But does this ridiculous method below really work? I just don’t understand how having someone soak your head with water and powder and then proceed to smack you across the top of your fucking head really cure headaches. I would turn around and start killing people (Not literally! We know how sensitive America is). I don’t buy it, but this video is still hysterical.