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Bath Salts Ruled Out For Miami “Zombie Attack”

Don’t panic, but we have some bizarre news regarding the recent “zombie apocalypse” scare.

On Wednesday, the official toxicology reports of the attacker, Eugene Rudy, were released in Miami, and the medical examiner stated:

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Bath salts have been ruled out

“The department’s toxicology laboratory has identified the active components of marijuana.”

Yes, just marijuana, and we all know that marijuana does not cause this kind of psychotic behavior. Marijuana is known as one of the least harmful “drugs” in the world, and it helps to relax and mellow the user out – not eat people’s faces off.

They tested for street drugs, including known ingredients for bath salts, LSD, cocaine, meth, PCP, heroin, synthetic marijuana, alcohol and prescription drugs. None of these came up in the test.

So what caused this violent attack, and the string of attacks that followed?

We don’t know yet, but it’s better to be safe than sorry, right? Prepare yourself!

Source: NBC Miami

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2 Responses to Bath Salts Ruled Out For Miami “Zombie Attack”

  1. Excuse my French, but bullshit! The only way pot could be behind this so-called Zombie Apocalypse would be if a bunch of stoners got together and said Hey I’d laugh my ass off if we all dressed up like zombies and scared the shit out of everybody. Hey, let me hit that one more time!”

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